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Musings

Over[-]hea[r]d Gnomes

“Twins! I can’t tell them apart!” “Left is holding Right’s right[-]hand, but Right is holding Left’s wrong, remaining, left hand. Do you...

Gnomish Proverb

The written world is black and white, an inside-out recording of an imagined adventure, a kaleidoscopic, so to say, carved by inverse...

Gnomish Gurgle

Okay, okay, I need to let up on the smileys. I know. I should, maybe, I don’t know, use my words? What with the authoring and all? Well,...

Gnomes Running Waters

Inspector: This is the story of the Earth, right now? A planet that cannot successfully deliver a fundamental resource of life all its...

Two Negative Gnomes

Dolagnome: ‘Why. Do. You use so many double negatives? Just say what you mean.’ Numba: ‘I do say what I mean. I meant: Not, fucking, far....

Gnomish Letter from Mars

K. How are you? It’s been way too long. I wish I had more to report, or something specific to say, but I really just wanted to say hello...

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