Jun 1, 20181 min readOver[-]hea[r]d Gnomes“Twins! I can’t tell them apart!” “Left is holding Right’s right[-]hand, but Right is holding Left’s wrong, remaining, left hand. Do you...
May 9, 20181 min readGnomish ProverbThe written world is black and white, an inside-out recording of an imagined adventure, a kaleidoscopic, so to say, carved by inverse...
Apr 20, 20182 min readGnomish GurgleOkay, okay, I need to let up on the smileys. I know. I should, maybe, I don’t know, use my words? What with the authoring and all? Well,...
Mar 12, 20182 min readGnomes Running WatersInspector: This is the story of the Earth, right now? A planet that cannot successfully deliver a fundamental resource of life all its...
Jan 5, 20182 min readBetween an Immovable Object and an Unstoppable ForceWhat about that, huh? I mean, we’ve created a situation for them, as well, and not just the academic notion of it; if the universe...
Jun 4, 20171 min readTwo Negative GnomesDolagnome: ‘Why. Do. You use so many double negatives? Just say what you mean.’ Numba: ‘I do say what I mean. I meant: Not, fucking, far....
Oct 15, 20163 min readGnomish Letter from MarsK. How are you? It’s been way too long. I wish I had more to report, or something specific to say, but I really just wanted to say hello...